Saturday, February 8, 2014

The Beginning

Sometimes in life...we embark on journeys in an attempt to better ourselves, you know, to grow. Sometimes those journeys take us exactly where they thought they would. Other times...we take a swift, sharp turn into a dark abyss and wonder how we ever thought this journey was a good idea in the first place. Such is the case of my college apartment experience.

Let's start from the beginning shall we? After staying at home for the first two years of my college experience, I decided it was time I branched out and tried things out on my own for a bit, so I began looking for an apartment. I found a basement room in a cute town home at a reasonable price, signed a contract and I was well on my way to being a real-life adult. 

Fast forward to moving day. I pack all my clothes in my car...go up to the management office, pick up my key and I'm excited to start moving stuff into my new apartment. I open the door to my room, and find that someone is already living in my room. This is strange and awkward...so I call the management company. Turns out, they've double booked my room. 

They try to get me to take a crappy room in one of the other town homes, but I'm like "eh...better not". So the lady tells me they have a master bedroom in another complex that they could sell me at the same price and she can show it to me the next morning. 

***Cue Hallelujah Chorus***

The next day, I meet the lady at the complex, and before we enter the door she says, 

"Now, I just have to warn you, you'll be living with two Korean sisters. They're very nice, though, and I think they'll be glad to have an English-speaking roommate." I find it strange she even felt the need to mention this to me, but I just ignore it and we continue on. 

We walk in and are greeted by one of the Korean sisters I'd been warned about. She doesn't speak a lick of English, and I cannot pronounce her name to save my life. (It's been 5 months and I'm still not sure I pronounce it write, and I definitely can't spell it). 

Aside from the serious like of English, the apartment is great. I love everything about it. The room is huge. I have my own bathroom, a balcony and a reserved underground parking space. There's a weird smell in the kitchen, but I'm like..."That has to go away at some point right?"

What I should have said was, "Does it smell like this ALL the time?" or perhaps "Now...you're sure her sister knows English?" What I actually said was "I'll take it."

And so began one of the strangest 5 months of my life. There's been kimchee horrors, bathing at hours of the night I didn't know existed, unwelcome nudity, and let's not forget the strange Korean man that stayed in my house for two weeks. Yup, the hilarity ensues next time. Stay tuned.